Archive for September 2008

Thoughts On NFL Week 2, 2008

Tony Kornheiser Spouts The Worst Kind Of Slur: A Casual One

Perhaps it’s my complete disdain for him showing, but Tony Kornheiser’s glib remark on Monday Night Football, about picking up the dry cleaning, was clearly a slur, even if other bloggers don’t get it.

In fact, it was the worst kind of slur: A comment made in such an off-hand manner, in spite of all the indications that it shouldn’t be offered, speaks volumes about Kornheiser’s opinion of Hispanics.

For those of you who may have missed it, Monday Night Football dedicated a significant amount of attention to Hispanic Heritage Month. Virtually every commercial break included a promo spot for NFLatino.com and Mike Tirico mentioned something about either NFLatino.com or Hispanic Heritage Month shortly after each break.

It was during such a mention — when ESPN replayed Felix Jones’ 98-yard kick return touchdown, with the ESPN Deportes announcers’ audio — that Kornheiser dropped this gem:

I took high school Spanish, and that either means “no one is going to touch him” or “could you pick up my dry cleaning in the morning?”

A lot of people say the comment is innocuous, or they simply don’t get it. But if you change “Spanish” to “Hebrew” and “my dry cleaning” to “some matzo balls,” I bet it becomes a lot easier to figure out.

The “joke” is aimed at the fact that wealthy people employ Latinos as domestics. It’s offensive on its face, because it suggests that Kornheiser equates Spanish speakers with maids.

It’s especially offensive taken within the context of why ESPN was replaying the clip in the first place: It’s Hispanic Heritage Month! Kornheiser is going to drop a “maid” bomb in the middle of the NFL / ABC attempt to honor Latino culture and grow their audiences? What, exactly, is going through his head, that makes him think a smear is an appropriate riposte at that moment?

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Fluid Blue Gets The Nod

Your eyes do not deceive you; I have changed themes, once again.

I really liked Barthelme. Especially nice about it was that it has lots and lots of style hooks. If I were more industrious, I would download its sister theme, blog.txt, which has the same style hooks, and get to putting together CSS worthy of its engineering.

But I do not want to do that; not when Fluid Blue is available. It’s far prettier than anything I would make.

My only problem with Fluid Blue is that no matter what I tried, I could not get ordered or unordered lists to appear as I wanted in comments. Given that otherwise, I adore the Fluid Blue theme, I decided, what the heck, let’s just go with it.

I suspect I’ll be sticking with this theme for a while yet.

Better Managing Your PHP Application Via Modularization And Abstraction

Most Web sites are designed within a template or two. That is, the layout, typography and basic design of every page is fundamentally the same for most, if not all, pages.

Also, most Web pages tend to need the same resources. If you have a database-driven site, many pages need to use the same connection; other objects, such as user-made classes, functions and the like, often need to be used by many pages.

Templates are nothing new. Adobe has even built a dedicated Web authoring application, Contribute, that lets non-designers update content in templates made in Dreamweaver. Most open-source Web applications, such as Zen Cart, WordPress and phpBB, all allow you to “skin” their applications.

Thanks to the power of PHP, we can accomplish these goals on our own custom Web designs with abstraction and modularization. I’ll explain how I use both, in a typical PHP Web application, to streamline coding and provide, as much as possible, the ability to edit something once and have that change appear globally.

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My Experience Getting A Code Signing Certificate From Comodo

I have been working in VBA for Microsoft Office 2007 lately. And if you haven’t used it yet, I can tell you there have been significant changes in macro / VBA security versus Office 2003.

Basically, getting a VBA macro / module that hasn’t been digitally signed to run in Word 2007, Excel 2007 or Access 2007 requires the end user to go through a fairly complicated process — if his network’s group policies even allow unsigned macros to run — with many scary warnings against running unsigned code thrown in for good measure.

So I really needed to get a code-signing cert. And after looking around on the Web for places to get one, I settled on Comodo, via Tucows.

Tucows will sell a Comodo certificate for $75 per year, or $195 for three years — which, while not cheap, is less than half the cost some certificate authorities charge for a one-year cert, and a significant discount over Comodo’s published prices.

There’s not a lot on the Web about the experience and process of getting a certificate from Comodo, so I thought I would share some advice.

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New Site For ASP.NET Demos: dhvrm.com

I have launched a new Web site to demo ASP.NET scripts. It is http://www.dhvrm.com.

I decided to create the site after reviewing my last couple of ASP.NET entries on this site and discovering that they have some serious errors. I’ll be updating each with new posts as time allows.

For the moment, there isn’t much to see at dhvrm.com, and my schedulewon’t't allow me to do too much more with it for the next few weeks.

But I will correct my ASP.NET scripts and try to create new demos for older posts that don’t have them in the near future. Stay tuned.